The Good News Is That I've Only Gone Up One Pant Size.

Jurassic Prey 2015 is a Polonia Brothers movie. Keep that in mind, I just want to set the bar at the outset. The only thing it has in common with the big budget movies in the genre is that it has Jurassic in the title. You have to come to Marks movies with the mindset that it will at its best fit into "The so bad its good" category. On the plus side he seems to create characters that are wholly suitable for being eaten by T rex's and raptors. On the downside there is no tension, just relief when they are finally eaten. Convoluted and pointless in its scripting there is nothing here even for the uninitiated in the works of the Polonia Bros. The thing is these guys know what they are doing, The question is why do they keep doing it? I firmly believe though if you gave them a big budget, they could do a dino classic, because they have had so much experience at the other end of the field. With more money the only way is up. 

Way Better Than The Actual Movie.


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